And now for something completely different...
Come along now, my bready friend
It's time to meet your toasty end
Buttered, jammed and sliced in two
It's a delicious fate that awaits you
I'll wash you down with juice and tea
And banana chunks munched with glee
Then crunchy cereal with creamy milk
And pancakes in a tower built
Oh perhaps I'll have a boiled egg
To dribble yolk on my pyjama leg
But you're the one I love the most
My jammy, buttered mister toast
