I'm just a doin' my chores
So I won't get beaten by her indoors
She likes to punch me in the face
And finish me off with cans of Mace
So I'm just a doin' my chores
Washin' dishes and scrubbin' floors
P'rhaps if I behave meself
She won't damage my mental health
Or iron flat my tes-ti-cles
Then nail my willy to the wall
Knock me out and shave my head
Run me over and leave me dead
So I keep on doin' all the chores
So I don't get maimed by her indoors
I s'pose I'm scrubbin' for me life
To keep me safe from my lovely wife
Oh, just a doin' my chores... (repeat & ad-lib ad infinitum)
